May 22, 2010

Double Down.....I DOUBLE Dare You.

This should get your blood boiling – without even having to ingest one bite. Consumerism, gluttony, corporate irresponsibility, nutritional obligation……What is going on?!

Where does the fault lie – just because you CAN create and market something doesn’t mean you should. Just because you CAN order and eat something doesn’t mean you should. Why are we not doing more about this? Is it a need to feed on something so bad for you it feels rebellious? Are you rebelling against the ‘Man’ by ordering up a Double Down? Does the ‘Man’ care? Should he?

KFC's Double Down bet pays off
(
msn.com 5/19/10)

KFC says Americans are gobbling down so many Double Down sandwiches that the fast-food chain will offer the bunless, meaty sandwich longer than it had planned
*
*what, did they intend to promote it as a dare?**

KFC said it has been one of its most successful sandwich launches ever.
**define success. Heart attacks? Blood pressure prescriptions on the rise? Double breasted-beakless chicken shortages?**

Later this month, KFC expects to sell its 10 millionth Double Down. They cost about $5.
**Hmm….that’s fifty million dollars. Yet they are only donating $.50 per bucket to the cure for breast cancer. I think KFC could step it up, don’t you?**

Some have questioned the sandwiches' nutritional value.
**Duh

The original version has 540 calories and 32 grams of fat, and 1,380 milligrams of salt. A grilled version cuts calories to 460 and fat to 23 grams, but sodium rises to 1,430 milligrams. By comparison, the Big Mac from McDonald's has 540 calories, 29 grams of fat and 1,040 milligrams of sodium. A daily 1,500 milligrams of sodium is recommended.

May 19, 2010

Full Lyrics. AS IF

hey, hey, hey

My love, uh huh, my love, hey,
my love, hey, my love, hey,
my love, hey, my love, hey

Way to go Justin Timberlake.

And they said don't judge a book by its cover. Guess you proved them wrong, huh?

Must be nice getting paid a million per letter.

May 6, 2010

Let's crack some skulls

Well actually, just teeth.

Stupid teeth. I can't wait for this to be done later today. It's no secret that I get really freaked out with doctors and stupid freaked out about teeth. You can imagine my general state of mind today....

So I'm getting ready to pull on my big girl pants, comfortable and not restricting. Drying my hair straight today because I doubt I'll feel like a shower tomorrow and putting all the smushy food I bought at eye level so there's no thinking involved. No thinking.

I hope side effect numero uno from percocet or darvaset or vicodin is giggles. It'll help when I look at the chipmunk cheeks in the mirror.