October 7, 2009

Holy Hot Strips!

Hell, that fucking hurt.

Ladies, here are two tid-bits of knowledge for you:

1. If you should decide at some point in your life to begin waxing, realize you can never stop. Not for NOTHING. If it's a money issue, cancel cable or stop eating food. Always be sure to allot the time and the funds. If you are going to do it, it becomes priority numero uno.

2. When the aesthetician says, "Looks like I bruised you" don't giggle. She's not making a funny aesthetician joke and it is entirely possible she did.

Not only did I have a chance to reenact the Kelly Clarkson scene from 40 Year Old Virgin, I can also say proof-positive that there isn't a place on me that isn't capable of bruises.

I'm wondering if I got the tip right seeing how I was the one that left with bruises.